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There was a man who was sprinting down the hall in the hospital, just before his major operation. When the receptionist saw him, she yelled, “Sir, what’s the matter?!”

He answered, “I heard my nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation. Don’t worry. I’m sure it will be all right.’”

The receptionist replied, “Oh, she was just trying to comfort you. What’s so frightening about that?”

The man said, “The nurse wasn’t talking to me! But the nurse was talking to the doctor!”

It’s hard to have hope, when your hope is in somebody who’s unqualified. If you’re going to have hope in somebody, you want to make sure that that somebody is qualified. Hope in God!